Unbelievable!
Got This Mail Today.
From: Arnold Radovan <Arnold_Radovan@brusin.com>
Subject: [USTHS86] Heads Up ---SCAM!!!
To: USTHS86@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, July 21, 2008, 1:30 AM
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over
into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one
steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th & 24th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three times
last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each
Actual Letter to Canadian passport office sent in from Hamilton ON
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe
this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and
knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the
Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what
date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all
the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my
health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn
passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've
had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30
years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at
election times.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's
name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely
astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!
SHIT!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning. Between
you an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application
to my house, then you ask me for my fuckin' address. What is going on?
You have a gang of Neanderthals assholes workin' there!
Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig
up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on
a sandy beach.
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I
plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to
do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as
hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the
city and get another fuckin' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune
of $60 !!!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot
to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather
have us running all over the fuckin' place like chickens with our
heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it's really me
on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to
smile?! (fuckin' morons)
Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!
Signed - An Irate fucking Canadian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone
to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country
since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I
have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had
security clearances up the yingyang.
I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten
years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five
years.
However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you
know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST
fucking CHINA!!!
Hamilton, Ontario Canada